Symmetry++

Introducing "Symmetry++", a quantum leap (not that kind) in programming paradigms vaguely reminiscent of C++... but not. Sure, C++ supercharged C, but Symmetry++ took that engine and strapped rockets to it, purely for the thrill!

A Deeper Dive

Where C++ tried to simplify C, Symmetry++ embraces convolution with open arms. Behold a language that combines the safety and predictability of C++ with the absolute chaos of your wildest dreams.

Think of Symmetry++ as C++'s melodramatic cousin - overdramatic, somewhat misunderstood, and occasionally brilliant.

Features

• Quantum Pointers: Point to multiple memory locations simultaneously. Why? Because we can.
• Unpredictable Garbage Collection: Cleans up memory whenever it feels like it. Good luck predicting its next move!
• Polymorphic Constants: Because who said constants have to be constant?
• Endless Typing System: Add as many type specifiers as you want. Introducing int+++ and double+++, for when double++ just won’t do.
• Randomized Loops: Iterates a random number of times. Adds excitement to every loop!
• Over-Encapsulation: Why have public and private when you can also have "maybe" and "ask again later"?
• Multi-dimensional Inheritance: Your subclasses now have existential crises.

Brace yourself for Symmetry++. A programming journey that's like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded... while it's on fire.

Get Started Today

#invoke <spacewarp.h>;
#invoke <mirrors.h>;

twist main(void) {
    Int+++ 0001, 0010, 0100;
    Float++ 0011 = 3.14;

    0001 = spacewarp::init(0011);
    0100 = 0010 - 0001 * mirrors::reflect(0011);
    
    for(0010 = 0; 0010 < 0001; 0010++) {
        0100 += 0011 * mirrors::invert(0100);
    }

    if(0100 > 0001) {
        0011 -= mirrors::fragment(0011);
    }

    return 0xmaybe;
}

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