Welcome to an enigma wrapped in a riddle, buried inside a loop. Our InfiniLoop™ library offers you a mesmerizing maze of eccentricities and puzzling logic. Let's get started!
Before using the enigmatic loops, ensure you've correctly included the InfiniLoop™ library:
<script src="path_to/InfiniLoop.js"></script>
Utilizing InfiniLoop's patented `illusion()` function, this loop gives the sensation of progression, even though you're perpetually trapped:
InfiniLoop.illusion(function progressYetStuck(step = 0) {
console.log("On step:", step);
if (step < 100) {
progressYetStuck(step + 1);
} else {
progressYetStuck(0);
}
});
Ever wondered what's happening behind the curtains? This loop leverages the power of InfiniLoop's `quantumState()` function, creating a duality of existence:
InfiniLoop.quantumState(function existAndNotExist() {
if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
console.log("I exist!");
} else {
console.log("Or do I?");
}
});
Like an old vinyl record player, this loop utilizes the `vintageRotate()` function to give a timeless looping experience:
const memories = ["First Dance", "Rainy Day", "Lost Key", "Déjà Vu"];
let index = 0;
InfiniLoop.vintageRotate(function rememberThePast() {
console.log(memories[index]);
index = (index + 1) % memories.length;
});
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