Welcome to StylishlyConfusedSheets
Because making web pages look consistent across browsers was just too mainstream. Dive into the enigmatic realm of SCS, where clarity is overrated!
"Highlights"
- Pixel-Perfect Imperfection: Why aim for consistency? In SCS, every pixel value has a +/- 5px random variance.
- Cascade Chaos Mode: Declarations don't just cascade, they waterfall! Parent styles might, or might not, override child elements. It's a surprise!
- Selectors of Mystery: Forget simple classes and IDs. Introducing "MaybeSelectors". Sometimes they select elements, sometimes they don't.
- !unimportant Flag: Override any `!important` with the newer `!unimportant`. Battle of the flags begins!
- Opacity Odds: Forget 0 to 1; opacity in SCS ranges from "somewhat transparent" to "maybe visible". Trust your intuition!
- Infinite Z-Index: Every element's `z-index` is automatically set to Infinity. Layering becomes a cosmic journey!
- Variable Vagueness: CSS variables but with uncertainty. `--primary-color` could resolve to any color in the universe on any given day.
- Color Confusion: Hex codes are too predictable. Enter SCS's mood-based color codes. #feelingBlue might return any shade from azure to zaffre.
- Media Mysteries: Media queries that detect the mood of the viewer, not the device. Adjusts styles based on existential crises.
- Responsive Riddles: Instead of adjusting based on screen size, SCS responds to ambient room temperature. Hot summer day? Your layout might just melt a bit.
- Pseudo-class Puzzles: Forget :nth-child. We have :nth-cousin-twice-removed. Good luck figuring that one out!
The Legend of StylishlyConfusedSheets
Forged in the crucible of designers' sighs and developers' tears, SCS is the epitome of styling unpredictability. For those who thought CSS was a maze, SCS is the labyrinth with no escape. But for the brave souls who seek adventure in every line of code, this is your playground.
Challenge the norms. Embrace the chaos. Learn SCS and redefine web aesthetics!
Ecosystem
SCS is best used in conjunction with SumatraScript - a language where confusion isn't just expected; it's the main feature!
What are you waiting for? Get started today!