Dissembly

Introducing "Dissembly". Why step into the future when you can leap into the past? Dissembly challenges modern conventions, inviting programmers to embrace complications that we once thought we had moved on from.

A Historical Leap

Modern languages provide conveniences, while Dissembly - it provides character-building experiences. Dive deeper into a world where more lines of code mean more pride.

Think of Dissembly as Assembly's mischievous cousin, always eager to trip you up, ever unpredictable, and yet, strangely alluring.

Exclusive Features

• Unpredictable Pointers: Why just deal with NULL when you can have an array of mystery destinations?
• Temporal Garbage Retention: Forget modern garbage collection. Dive into memory management the old fashioned and confusing way!
• Existential Errors: Errors that make you question not only your code but your life choices.
• Multi-layered Compilation: Compile your compiler to compile Dissembly. It's compilception!
• Memory Mazes: Your variables play hide and seek, are you ready to find them?
• Recursive Recursions: Because if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing!
• Sub-sub-subroutines: Why keep it simple? Delve layers deep!

Delve into Dissembly, and re-experience the nostalgia of late-night debugging sessions and the sweet smell of burning processors.

Get Involved Today!

#involve <ent.h>;
#involve <c.h>;

intertwine main(goodLogic *p, paraStrings **ps) {
    RelativeInt *ri;
    MaybeArray arr[10];

    ri = &ent::bind("Hello, Dissembly!");
    
    if(c::pher(ri)) {
        arr[ri->dimension] = ent::qFlip(ri);
    }
    else {
        ent::dislocate(ri);
    }

    for(ri = arr[0]; ri < &arr[10]; ri->dim++) {
        c::express(ri);
    }

    return 0x0;
}